club can't even handle me right now

im cry

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:58:19 -0400

im cry

GUYS JAMES JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I’M FREAKING OUT

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:56:02 -0500

GUYS JAMES JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I’M FREAKING OUT

mjolnirismymanhood: screamingthesilence: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:37:48 -0500

mjolnirismymanhood:

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

I love people who can speak my language in recipes

authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do u think God ever gets sad like “what do u mean u don’t love urself...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:48:01 -0500

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do u think God ever gets sad like “what do u mean u don’t love urself i worked so hard on u….”

…why is this so uplifting

raindropzofsunshine: amandafiske: This poor little joey was...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:55:44 -0500

raindropzofsunshine:

amandafiske:

This poor little joey was hurt in a recent bush fire. His feet are pretty burnt so the goal is to try and keep him off his feet so they can heal.

I posted this at 2:30 and it’s hit 20,000 notes

what the fuck

You can’t not reblog a kangaroo baby in a diaper.

Happy Valentine’s Day from me and my nonexistent boyfriend

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 07:38:43 -0500

Happy Valentine’s Day from me and my nonexistent boyfriend

hate: i hate myself but im still better than you

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 06:30:22 -0500

hate:

i hate myself but im still better than you

smaugtheterrible: if the pope can give up then so can i

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:17:28 -0500

smaugtheterrible:

if the pope can give up then so can i

Photo

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:12:20 -0500

I WANT TO PRINT THIS OUT AND PASS THEM OUT TO EVERYONE I KNOW...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:06:41 -0500

I WANT TO PRINT THIS OUT AND PASS THEM OUT TO EVERYONE I KNOW TOMORROW |credit to whoever made this

Photo

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:03:05 -0500

THEY’RE PLAYING THE KISS YOU VIDEO ON MTV I’M DANCING THROUGH MY HOUSE

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 07:03:28 -0500

THEY’RE PLAYING THE KISS YOU VIDEO ON MTV I’M DANCING THROUGH MY HOUSE

b1ury: izzybethblue: simfectious: aod4909: mayberachel: drea...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:00:45 -0500

b1ury:

izzybethblue:

simfectious:

aod4909:

mayberachel:

dreamsinsimlish:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

hottay.

He looks good O.O

my friends on facebook gotta look at this ;)

Always. Reblog. No. Matter. What. Blog. You. Have.

omg o:

potatotomatocactus: Ed is a strong independent ginger who doesn’t need no grammy

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:53:57 -0500

potatotomatocactus:

Ed is a strong independent ginger who doesn’t need no grammy

1dprefss: sheeranstories: hashtagedsheeran: goldrushh: Ed’s...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:49:12 -0500

1dprefss:

sheeranstories:

hashtagedsheeran:

goldrushh:

Ed’s reactions to haters are literally my favorite thing in the world

I’m proud to be his fan. I’m proud to represent not only his incredible talent and fantastic music, but his beautiful personality as well.

I love him so much. I love how he can admit when he’s been a douche and have the decency to try to put it right

i know that this isn’t an ed sheeran blog but honestly i have been having the feels for him lately and this just took it to a new level wow. i fucking love this man.

Ed is such an incredible person. He is a huge inspiration for me, he’s just so down to earth and nice to everyone, even haters. It makes me proud to be a fan of his

me: breathes

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:09:49 -0500

me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude

RANT (Just ignore, well you don't have to but you know)

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:48:54 -0500

Ok so for the past few days we’ve been eating healthier and stuff and my mom asked me if I wanted more food and I was like “no I already ate too much plus we’re trying to eat healthier” and my dad was like “you wouldn’t have to freaking diet if you actually did something besides sit on the couch” and he always calls me lazy WELL SORRY I’M 13 AND CAN’T LEGALLY HAVE A FREAKING JOB AND I DON’T LIKE HELPING YOU WORK ON YOUR FREAKING CAR DAD plus I work out every. Single. Freaking. Day. Trying to lose weight because I feel so freaking fat all the time. Sorry for ranting I’m just really upset right now because apparently no matter what I do I’ll never be good enough. I love my parents and everything but I can’t stand to even be around them anymore because when I am I get made fun of or yelled at. But whatever

broken-hearted-and-open-minded: CRYING

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:53:30 -0500

broken-hearted-and-open-minded:

CRYING

Everybody needs winking Neil Patrick Harris on their blog.

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:38:45 -0500

Everybody needs winking Neil Patrick Harris on their blog.

jacksgap: Okay Finns not fake.. But @conormaynard is our...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:33:45 -0500

jacksgap:

Okay Finns not fake.. But @conormaynard is our triplet .. #finnisatriplet